For new car reveals on the internet

"CB" (jrcb) 12/17/2017 at 13:22 • Filed to: Shitpost

15

23

Feel free to move the spaces around. Mark off whenever a journalist or commenter on an article make complaints about a new car or updated model. Getting a bingo means nothing except realizing that people on the internet are entitled and insufferable.

Svend > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:29

0

You missed the ‘why so many fake vents’ and ‘not enough cup holders’.

For Sweden > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:32

4

These are good takes though

CB > Svend 12/17/2017 at 13:33

0

I figure those fall under “it’s ugly” and “generic complain about interior quality or layout”.

Spanfeller is a twat > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:34

0

make it a drinking game!

Quadradeuce > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:34

0

“Winter tires on a Corvette is better in the snow than an Outback with all seasons!”

Svend > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:35

1

Okay, I give you that.

CB > Spanfeller is a twat 12/17/2017 at 13:35

6

People would die.

CB > Quadradeuce 12/17/2017 at 13:36

0

Unfortunately, not a specific new car complaint. Another version of bingo may cover that.

Quadradeuce > Quadradeuce 12/17/2017 at 13:36

2

That one is probably more appropriate for the “Auto Enthusiasts Groupthink Tropes” version.

Spanfeller is a twat > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:38

1

Oppo wouldn’t be the same for certain, it’d look more like an AA meeting.

AestheticsInMotion > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:40

3

Your bingo is good but it would be better in every way if it was a Miata

Chariotoflove > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:41

3

This is excellent shitposting.

Spanfeller is a twat > Spanfeller is a twat 12/17/2017 at 13:44

0

Everyone will probably get alcohol intoxication when the new Mitsu Evolution is released!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:47

0

If you are going to use Comic Sans, use the Comic Sans OppositeLock logo.

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/17/2017 at 13:48

0

Didn’t have it on hand.

Quadradeuce > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:54

1

Yeah, I’ve been meaning to do a post on parroted auto tropes, especially since TTAC just did their annual winter tire bullshit post.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CB 12/17/2017 at 13:58

6

I have an edit suggestion: “it’s not powerful/fast enough! (even though car has 250+hp)“

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB 12/17/2017 at 14:07

4

LongbowMkII > Svend 12/17/2017 at 14:10

0

too many cupholders

Nauraushaun > CB 12/17/2017 at 16:17

0

It’s not AWD? Plenty of things are AWD these days!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 12/17/2017 at 16:33

0

“it’s too expensive” is dishonest. Should just say “my broke ass can’t afford that!”

RT > CB 12/17/2017 at 16:39

0

They do look ugly though.

MykosNoNos > CB 12/17/2017 at 16:40

2

“I hate these touchscreens. Give us physical buttons and knobs, Dammit!”